I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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