Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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