put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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