i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
apparently the secret to your success is patron
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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