Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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