i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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