2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Pappa wants mamma naked
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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