p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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