I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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