what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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