her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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