walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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