one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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