i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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