You were right. It hurts to walk today.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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