She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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