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say what?
wanna hang out?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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