is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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