You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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