it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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