I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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