awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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