Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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