stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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