This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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