Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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