I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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