Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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