Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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