I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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