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Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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