So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Randomize
