Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
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