im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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