DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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