Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i think my tv is drunk
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I look better un-naked...
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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