i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
PANTIES FOUND
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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