No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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