if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
