...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
