My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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