She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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