I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I need moral support for this bender
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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