You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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