Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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