Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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