Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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