i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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