You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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