y did u give ur computer a hand job?
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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