I cockslap morals
too bad you live with your parents still
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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